Things That Christians Do in Church That Annoy Me Friendly Atheist. Between the e. Bay auction and writing the book, Ive been to many different churches in the the past year. This is a compilation of the things Ive seen and heard in the churches that simply annoy me. Im sure they annoy other Christians as well. They detract from what could be a very positive message. Its not a complete list by any means, so feel free to comment and add to the listBy the way, for those who think this list is too anti Christian, the next list will be much kinder to them. Trust me. Wave their hands in front of my face making it impossible to see the stage. Will you put your hands down I get it. Theyre singing a song. Im happy, too. Use your mouths, people. Jesus doesnt love you any more because your hands are in the air. Yell out random words Praise Jesus, Hallelujah while Im trying to listen to the sermon. You agree with the pastor. We understand this. But just say it in your head or nod silently. Walk in after the music or worse yet, the sermon has started. If its not that important for you to be on time, just stop showing up. Look at me with anxiety because Im brown. Look at me with excitement because Im not white. Assume that because I know about the Bible, I must believe in the Bible. Its the opposite thats true. Perform a skit that is supposed to tell the days message. Theyre not funny. And frankly, the kids are bad actors. Lets get to the sermon already. Tell me Im on the right path by being there. What Is The Zip Code For Al Ain Uae Job here. I was doing just fine a couple hours ago, thank you very much. Pass out Christian business directories. Its like saying the Christian lawyer is trustworthy, but the Jew lawyer will take your money and the atheist lawyer will try to lose your case on purpose, and dont even get me started on those brown lawyers these directories arent helping me understand Christian love. Ask me if they can pray for me. Between the eBay auction and writing the book, Ive been to many different churches in the the past year. This is a compilation of the things Ive seen and heard. Everytime I Die Ex Lives Blogspot' title='Everytime I Die Ex Lives Blogspot' />Long before the Spaniards and other foreigners landed or set foot on Philippine shores, our forefathers already had their own literature stamped in the history of our. During June of 2007 I posted an article entitled, An Anxiety Disorder, Small Penis Syndrome. Magic Photo Editor Full Version With Key. There has been an outpouring of comments about the article especially. Genuine Online Spell Cater On Urgent Love Spell To Get Your Ex Back, Fix Your Broken Marriage And Stop Divorce I just found out about my husband cheating on me with a. Thank you so much, my dog just did this. Reading this has taken my anger away and helped me understand. Im trying to create a great relationship with my. If you want to, just go ahead and do it. Ask me if they can pray for me, then put their hands on my shoulders and begin praying. Stop touching me. Mischaracterize people of other faiths or no faiths. Those atheists know God is there they just dont want to follow His rules Those Muslims really want to become Christiansto the Missionary. MobileAssume that everyone who is not Christian must be saved. Im quite alright. And stop putting your hands on my shoulder. Bring their children, then proceed to fall asleep during the sermon. If you dont want to be there, dont drag your kids with you. Say that those of other Christian denominations arent practicing true Christianity. They believe in Christ but they speak in tonguesThe heretical bastardsLook at their watches mid sermon. You know this pastor goes long. If you werent prepared to sit through it all, you shouldnt have come. Pray for things they can just as easily take care of themselves. You want that promotion Then work harder. You want to pass that test tomorrowThen go study. Pastors tell stories without giving citations. Theres this true story of a guy who insert random Bible based act here If its true, give me some actual facts. Pastors ask questions with obvious answers. Who here believes the Lord is going to save them today I think the people in church are going to say yes. Call it a hunch. Pastors take an hour to analyze a simple, straight forward Biblical verse. The verse told me to trust in God. I get it. Lets move on. Christian, Christianity, e. Bay, I Sold My Soul on e. Bay, church, Jesus, Bible, Jew, God, Pastortags. Health Yahoo Lifestyle. Nurses and doctors around the world are getting a virtual hug in honor of World Prematurity Day, a yearly observance in which parents share photos of their healthy children who were born early.